Gene363
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Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:58:31 AM
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must

not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs.." says the man, "Where do you want the blinds?

danmdevries
Saturday, March 28, 2020 11:07:50 AM
I was expecting a thread about the pipe tobacco.
Gene363
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Saturday, March 28, 2020 12:26:10 PM

I was expecting a thread about the pipe tobacco.

danmdevries wrote:

I remember that one, by Mac Baren, a buddy had some, but my favorite from that company was Plum Cake

delta1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 2:34:56 PM
the good lord giveth...

yummmm...plum cake

tonygraz
Saturday, March 28, 2020 3:30:18 PM
I thought it was a new wine.
Palama
Saturday, March 28, 2020 7:30:59 PM

the good lord giveth...

yummmm...plum cake

delta1 wrote:

Diet buster fo' sure!

CelticBomber
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:50:18 PM

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must

not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs.." says the man, "Where do you want the blinds?

Gene363 wrote:

Your joke supplied the boobs and your avatar the rest. You paint one helluva picture! You are a national treasure.

frankj1
Saturday, March 28, 2020 10:15:58 PM
Gene is clean.
deadeyedick
Sunday, March 29, 2020 9:35:14 AM

I thought it was a new wine.

tonygraz wrote:

That would be Two Blue Nuns