Parody song about our current "shelter at home" situation by Mat Best and Tim Montana of Black Rifle Coffee.

Yes, the world was in a dire shortage and desperately needed silly "Tacticool"-sounding coffee brands. What a godsend that company's creation was!

Now you can sip coffee and make believe it makes you a SEAL or some other hard, badass soldier type! WOWIE!

I ought to start the "Huge Johnson Secret Agent Billionaire Bofors 40mm Autocannon Lamborghini Coffee" company. Let's not just go part-way with pointlessly linking coffee to cool manly macho other stuff that has absolutely no connection to friggin' COFFEE, let's go ALL the way, baby!

Although I must admit, "Black Rifle Coffee Company" coffee goes great with a nice fresh bagel from the "M203 Grenade Launcher Bagel Company". It's like they were made to be together! (insert rimshot here).

Gah, I hate marketing...

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Yeah, he snorts it...