jespear
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Thursday, May 7, 2020 11:05:10 PM
A 94 year old great grandmother is at a BBQ with 50 members of her family. She looks around and starts to chuckle. One of her grandsons asks her,

"Hey Grandma , what's so funny ?"

She says, "Well, I'm looking around, and the thought occurred to me that ALL these people are here because I got I laid !"

rfenst
Friday, May 8, 2020 10:35:42 AM
So you are in to 94 year old ladies
SirKnight
Friday, May 8, 2020 11:24:58 AM
Only the hot ones.
victor809
Friday, May 8, 2020 11:56:08 AM
This is something that terrifies me constantly.

One person can go and breed and within 2 generations create so many more.

It's disgusting.

tonygraz
Friday, May 8, 2020 12:22:16 PM
Cheer up Victor, maybe the covid will be at the BBQ and it will spread like wildfire in the family, reducing the members to a Victor acceptable level.
victor809
Friday, May 8, 2020 12:37:31 PM

Cheer up Victor, maybe the covid will be at the BBQ and it will spread like wildfire in the family, reducing the members to a Victor acceptable level.

tonygraz wrote:

You have no idea how excited I got when I read a couple reports of covid causing miscarriages.

plinytheelder
Friday, May 8, 2020 12:59:36 PM
My wife and I were just talking about this when seeing a Bringing up Bates commercial.

If each of their kids, 19 of them, has 4 or 5 kids, the numbers start to get ridiculous. If they follow in their parents footsteps, it'll be more like 200...

Its just stupid.