DrafterX
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 3:22:15 PM
Vermont police made an arrest after a highway worker reported being injured Monday by a large pickle tossed from a moving car.

Troopers responded to a report of an assault on an Agency of Transportation employee working at the state border crossing in Pownal, state police said.

“Troopers learned that a passenger in a vehicle traveling south on U.S. 7 threw an object out the window, later determined to be a large pickle, which struck the victim and caused him pain,” police said.

The injured worker was Carl Hoffman, 59.

Eventually, troopers learned the passenger was Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer, 34, of Williamstown, Mass., police said.

He was charged with simple assault and ordered to appear in court next month.

Film at 11.... 😟

JadeRose
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 6:44:10 PM
I could go for a big pickle right about now
MACS
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 6:46:07 PM
I got in trouble for putting my pecker into the pickle slicer...

She got yelled at, too, though.

plinytheelder
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 6:49:20 PM
Pretty sure people don't throw stuff at the guys that are working in the cone zone.

Just sayin'

rfenst
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 7:08:42 PM
I heard it was a cucumber or zucchini, not a pickle!
DrafterX
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 7:14:51 PM
At what speed does a pickle disintegrate..?? 🤔
KingoftheCove
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 7:17:51 PM
I thought this was a Hobo’s complaint about camping with Z...
rfenst
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 7:19:37 PM
Probably depends if it's whole or cut into quarters, slices or chips, I would think.
DrafterX
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:00:56 PM
Whole pickle... 😟
frankj1
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:21:30 PM
this has made me half sour
delta1
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:25:34 PM

At what speed does a pickle disintegrate..?? :-k

DrafterX wrote:

speeding pickles could travel at very high speeds without disintegrating...

it is only when a speeding pickle comes to a sudden and complete stop while colliding with something else, that it disintegrates

Speyside
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:46:35 PM
Pickles at terminal velocity are known to disintegrate. I'm 98.2% sure of that.
izonfire
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:47:36 PM

this has made me half sour

frankj1 wrote:

Doesn't sound kosher...

Plowboy221
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 9:52:42 PM
That’s what she said
frankj1
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 10:00:31 PM
never said it to me
RobertHively
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 10:13:14 PM

Better a tossed pickle than a tossed salad. Dont believe me? Check out Opie and Mr. Jones on Grinder.

frankj1
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 10:16:29 PM
no way, man.
DrafterX
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 11:11:02 PM
I bet they've been smacked by several large pickles... 😟
ZRX1200
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 11:16:26 PM
Man if I had a dollar for every time my tossed pickle caused pain......
DrafterX
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 11:23:31 PM
I bet Jade would be worth a couple hundred at least... 😟