What’s going on with my order? Over a week later and it’s still processing if. Customer service won’t return an email or call

First I’ve heard of this. I hope others post their experience.

I heard the Chinese Bat Flu AIDS also killed the search function and smart noobs.

R.I.P

Would you be happy if it stopped processing ?

Climate change.

They don't care for the cut of your jib. They've decided to simply keep your money and send you nothing to teach you a lesson, you insolent ****.

Whatta ya gonna do about it? *should be read in a mocking, sarcastic tone*