I am STILL getting pm's from people looking for their order.... as a matter of fact I JUST got another one not 2 minutes before typing this out. I'm supposed to be the funny one people. I really don't like the role reversal! Some day, you will all pay.

CelticBomber wrote:

just send each one a fiver from the bomb that CL7 sent you.

you're welcome

frankj1 wrote:

I log in..... and I see things added to my watch lot........... cigars that I did NOT add to my Watch LOT. I kept thinking..... "Wow, why did I want to watch those cigars??"......... presto....... I log in the next day and more added.

Anyone else notice that? Because...... I could just be crazy and not know it, you know......

Cycleman wrote:

I figured you might like them so I added them.

corey sellers wrote:

I know I started off with a CB joke, but in all seriousness, I just got a call from my wife that the neighbor across the street had their garage broken into through a window. Someone stole their deceased son's old motorcycle. Cops over there, finger-printing and taking statements.

The wife (and myself) are pretty creeped out by this, so I ordered a 6 pack of sensor alarms for all the downstairs windows and doors. All 5-Star reviews, so I'm pretty certain I can rely on them to be good and do the job if, God forbid, someone tried to tamper with our windows or doors. The windows already have a pin system them only lets the windows open an inch, but these sensors should add a little extra peace of mind.

CarsonTheCat wrote:

I stole an ADT sign and put in my yard.



blow me macs,

Jade

JadeRose wrote:

Find an adult to take care of it for you kid... 🌫

MACS wrote:

blow me macs

Vyks wrote:

I like this and believe it will be my new tagline.





blow me macs



Jade

JadeRose wrote:

you so funny Conan!

frankj1 wrote:

Funny how...........

Ram27 wrote:

nobody wants to hear about your backdoor experiment with crustaceans... 🤐

DrafterX wrote:

Drafter is special.

ZRX1200 wrote:

isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:

It’s street slang, all the cool Jews are using it.

ZRX1200 wrote:

but the livers are still ok right..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:

If Drafter had a period, would he be Dr. After ?

tonygraz wrote:

The thought of MACS to be a hot chick is sickening.

rfenst wrote:

topped so i can find it...

frankj1 wrote:

PM CELTICBOMBER he can help out with this problem I believe he works for them.

corey sellers wrote:

Family caring

My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent.

my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

A couple of hours later, I get a call from the Taylor County jail. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!

Gene363 wrote: