frankj1
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Friday, August 7, 2020 11:48:40 AM
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........

"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

thought I'd post this before I can't...

opelmanta1900
Friday, August 7, 2020 11:53:04 AM
I like it...
DrafterX
Friday, August 7, 2020 11:53:14 AM
isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? 😕
MACS
Friday, August 7, 2020 12:15:28 PM
Jokes requiring people to laugh at themselves?

In this new world of perpetually offended people who are offended, not for themselves, but on behalf of others? Preposterous.

Stogie1020
Friday, August 7, 2020 12:17:41 PM
I laughed. I was not triggered nor frightened to a safe space by any microaggressions.
Stogie1020
Friday, August 7, 2020 12:18:20 PM

isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:

The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp.

frankj1
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Friday, August 7, 2020 12:29:05 PM

The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp.

Stogie1020 wrote:

well, yah.

But Drafter's post was funnier than the joke.

ZRX1200
Friday, August 7, 2020 12:32:38 PM
Before you can’t????

I won’t let you get banned.

You ok? I mean besides being old....

Gene363
Friday, August 7, 2020 12:44:36 PM
Funny, I guessed she expected him to be holding a grandchild.
Sunoverbeach
Friday, August 7, 2020 1:27:21 PM
I am offended, not by the joke itself, but the lack of people offended by an inoffensive joke. I thought you people were woke
MACS
Friday, August 7, 2020 1:36:40 PM
Course we'z woke... hard ta post if we'z asleep!
delta1
Friday, August 7, 2020 5:13:43 PM
if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer....
frankj1
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Friday, August 7, 2020 8:29:03 PM

Before you can’t????

I won’t let you get banned.

You ok? I mean besides being old....

ZRX1200 wrote:

I fear my own kind...

Speyside
Friday, August 7, 2020 8:57:04 PM
Don't you get Jewish elbow from holding to many chairs at bar mitzvahs?
delta1
Friday, August 7, 2020 9:05:54 PM
or counting Trump's money?

ooops, sorry...wrong forum

CelticBomber
Saturday, August 8, 2020 12:58:11 AM

if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer....

delta1 wrote:

If I'm anywhere near my mother-in-law I'm using my elbow on her!

plinytheelder
Monday, August 10, 2020 5:52:27 PM

microaggressions.

Stogie1020 wrote:

Hey, size matters 😳