Buckwheat
Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:20:02 AM
There was a Daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.

I'd tell you the latest Covid joke but I don't want to wait two weeks to see if you get it.

A guy and a girl go out on a date..

It's going so well, She invites him back to her place. They do the horizontal mambo late into the night. Around sunrise, she leaps up in a panic.

"What!? what!?" says the man.

"I forgot to ask you, you don't have AIDS, do you!?" she asks.

"No!"

"Whew! I don't wanna get that chit again."

A guy walks into a bar on Bourbon street and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes. Bartender says: that'll be $20.20

Be safe and healthy and have a good weekend. 🌫 🍺

Gene363
Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:55:36 AM
=d> =d> =d>

I'd tell a COVID-19 joke, but 98.2% wouldn't get it.

Krazeehorse
Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:09:25 AM
=d> =d>
delta1
Thursday, August 27, 2020 2:19:15 PM
yummm...molasses...
Burner02
Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:29:20 PM

A guy walks into a bar on Bourbon street and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes. Bartender says: that'll be $20.20 🌫 🍺

Buckwheat wrote:

No, you didn't.

Burner02
Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:31:04 PM

A guy walks into a bar on Bourbon street and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes. Bartender says: that'll be $20.20🌫 🍺

Buckwheat wrote:

No, you didn't.

delta1
Thursday, September 3, 2020 1:45:26 PM

I think we can agree they (American citizens returning from China after the Trump travel ban) didn’t have Covid and President Trump did a great thing by restricting air travel early much to the angst and outrage of the Democrats. The repatriation of Americans abroad was also a great success and did not lead to the spread of Covid in the USA.

HockeyDad wrote:

right forum, noobs

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