Went to town and got him a skank
She looked at his willie
And said, "WOW . . . THAT'S a dilly"
He said, "Just wait 'til you give it a wank" !
Who was doing his wife on the stairs
On his last stroke, the banister broke
But he finished her off in the air.
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em.
A horny old codger named Frank
sfg391 wrote:
I am not old!
Took her down to his cellar so dank.
As they sloshed through a puddle
She said, “Don’t wanna cuddle
but it’s just the right place for a spank.”
knocked over a lamp in the corner. Caren's pizzed.
it moved.
frankj1 wrote:
I'd spank her................................umm but only if I were you😉 😉
Whistlebritches wrote:
hmmm.
you've been right about whiskey and cigars over the years...
supposedly hung like a beast.
He was known as Frankie Tripod,
due to the length of his guy rod.
Which women always greased.
Who was always jerking his gherkin.
His wife said, "Now, Perkin
stop jerkin' your gherkin,
you're shirkin' your firkin - you ****."
There once was a Jew from the East,
Speyside wrote:
brought a tear to me eye, laddie.
Then put a harness on that thing.
She had breasts of two different sizes,
One was small and nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes.
