Jesus.....I like this guy already! SFG, you're going to do very well here!
391....holy balls....I knew a guy once who had a girlfriend over 500 lbs, and he was a little short and chunky himself but nowhere near 500 lbs. We asked him once, "How do you have sex with a girl that big?" Without any hesitation, he replied, "From behind." I guess that would probably be the only way he could make it work.
That's about right. Of course, if you were blessed like Frankie Tri-Pod, there would be other options !This woman ALWAYS stunk too, like sour cottage cheese and old pizza....makes me gag just thinking about it....
A pre-coital shower, where I had control of the hand held shower head, took care of that. [thumbup]
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