So, as I was walking into Total Wine, pushing a shopping cart, I thought...

If you need a shopping cart at the liquor store... you might be a redneck.

What is one of your favorites? Go...

If you learned to drive a combine before you learned to drive a car.....

Not one of Foxworthy's, but from life experience

As far as I know, mine wasn't one of Jeff's either. Just thought of it as I was walking into a store dedicated to booze with a shopping cart. 🍺

A hand basket would have sufficed. I only got a bottle of Aberlour and 3 more Pliny the Elder, but I never know what'll happen when I walk in there. What if I saw seasonal beers and I needed a couple cases?

You're just your all around prepared boy scout type, Macs

I walked in there once and some guy followed me around like I was going to rob the store blind..
I don't know where they thought I was gonna hide all the booze I was gonna steal, it was in Vegas and I was
wearing a T and jeans.. But, every where Mary went, the lamb was there to follow.
So I walked around through all the isles for at least an hour wasting this guys time before I left.
That pissed me off because I really wanted to buy some booze....

I learned on a tractor at about 10. I guess that counts as rednecky enough.

You wanted to run away and join the circus but took a job at Walmart instead. Pretty much the same without all the travel.

That's how my old man learned to drive when he grew up on a dairy farm.

If you have a major appliance on your front porch...

You just might be a redneck.

And there's a NINE!er...

...as in Kilo Niner Juliett India Golf (my old man's HAM radio call sign)

Edit: NINE! retracted, MACs jumped in without NINE-ing.

If your son and your nephew live at the same address,
But they live alone...

...You might be a redneck

If you start off any sentence with "Ima fixin' to"...
... you just might be a redneck

If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car... you just might be a redneck.

Dat's a good'un!!! 😂
Yours or Jeff's?

When you go to a singles party, and your all related.

Jeff's. So was the major appliance on the porch...

If you've ever had to change a tire on your house... you just might be a redneck (Jeff).

If you have a house with wheels surrounded by several cars without... You might be a redneck (Jeff)

If crik means a stream of water running through your property instead of a pain in your back... (SOB)

is this the new 500?
Great thread, Shawn!

If'n ya don't break for critters, cause that there's good eat'n, you might be a redneck..

🌫 Yea.. I missed the point on my first post.. so what?