Driving to my office this morning on California Interstate #5 near Laguna Woods, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup! I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand! In all the confusion, of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call!


DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

That's funny!

Thanks. I needed that. My first laugh of the day.

LMAO. Very funny post.

KV

This too is a hoax. Hog's just testing you guys. He does not live in the LA area.

This is why I don't let my wife drive.

Besides, it's a well known fact that the "Y" chromosome is necessary to properly parallel park...

You're an optimist - I can take a car into a 100+mph controlled 4-wheel skid, but cannot parallel-park to save my a$$...

It's not just women, it's california commuters

I live in ca for 12 years, had to commute downtown LA for 7 years.

I saw guys shaving, people eating a bowl of cheerios, yes make up too, reading newpapers/magazines, etc.,

On my way home from the beach, my girl friend gave me , uhhhhhhhh, never mind.

Anyway, thank god I lived there before the advent of cellphones.