Some duece put me on YouTube

While I don't regret not engaging him I do wish I asked for a search clue.

Should've gave him a million bucks but I didn't do anything wrong he made an AZZ of himself in front of everyone at the Amish market

I get it commercial vehicles are slow & patient

He didn't see the moms in front of me or something

Almost, Thank Mercy

Don't get me wrong I'm hard, I've rammed folks then told the cops about it but this time I was clean.

[ram27bat] 👻

What kinda sh*t are you fat fogs trying to add to the dictionary this time?

We were teenagers, just got back from going out of town to buy some fire crackers...

We were cruisin down the road, my buddy was driving.

I start lighting black cats throwing them out the window... wheeee pop, wheee pop

Then one goes...

Wheee *dink*

He pulls up, he's all mad and sh*t... cursing us out, then he falls back behind...

Wheee *dink*...

He comes up, tries to cut us off, he goes I got full coverage insurance.

My buddy goes... yeah? I got four wheel drive, hits it over the median, I light a whole pack and throw it on that mother f*ckers hood .... dink dink dink dink dink...

Oh that guy was mad... we tear off both flipping him off on the way out.

Ya... the good ol days.

Good thing he had full coverage insurance I guess...

OK. That's a lie. The cursing wasn't mild and the sign language wasn't creative

How do I mean it???

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂 🤣🤣⬛⬜⬛⬜🦓🦓🐼🐼👁️👁️👀👀🕳️🕳️💩💩😂😂🤣🤣

Some car comes right up my azz flashing his lights and blowing his horn. After putting up with this for a mile or so.

I made it look like I was going to let him pass,as he was passing l drove him into the guard rail, and held him there for a while.

What he didn't know,was my driver side was side swipe about 6 months earlier! Those new BMW's,look good but they can't take a hit.

Does that count as road rage?

I told you'll, I was vicious back in the day.

ps I did make delivery on time.

Did this occurrence involve horses and carriages ?

Franks right, I shouldn't be referring to my fellow image bearing men as excrement. Apologies.

He was behaving like a child who wanted discipline though and he almost got it.

I do wish I'd have gotten a link to his film work as tempted as I was to stuff that phone in his filthy mouth in front of all the yoga pants and the Dutch lace caps

That sounds like "the running man" Movie...

Smoothie is "BEN RICHARDS"

More out of reflects than anything I jerked the wheel into the side of their car and drove them into an irrigation ditch. I looked in the rear view mirror and kept driving. Couldn't see anything but headlights and a whole lot of dust.

Went back the next morning and the car was still in the ditch but no one was around. 😂

Check the "idiots in cars" subreddit on reddit... 90% of the time the people posting the videos are the idiots who don't realize that they're the idiots... if you tell me what kind of vehicle was involved I can probably find it...

Castle Restoration wrap all around it.

Amish market Mullica Hill NJ

He was driving a little white Hyundai or something.

Angry little jerky boy running his mouth about how slow I was and how I was an ******,******,**** & a *******,*****,**** at the top of his lungs right in my face in front of a bunch of shoppers.

I made eye contact with him as I was smiling then furrowed my brow & instantly could read I took his heart so I held my tongue, looked down & walked right through him as he stepped aside. He was filming the whole time so I really would love to see it.

everyone tells me they would've hit him.

I was real close to hitting him with his own hand that was holding up the phone to my face.

Having your van all lettered up though does make you think twice before you embarrass your own company with an assault charge.