What next, pneurona?

Fluronautica

Drippy, nasally porn on boats.

Responsible Fluronautica

Drippy, nasally porn on boats while wearing masks.

Gotta keep the proles alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to more jabs) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Kid gets sick, tests positive for the rona.

I get sick, have same symptoms as him but milder... I test negative. 🤔

You should prolly get another test. (And a vaccine and a couple of boosters)

...and then more tests to see if you had a "breakthrough case"

Don't forget to wear your mask on the boat.