No, he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up, she asked?
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
Now, she said, have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?
No, he said, intrigued.
Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.
His throat gets dry,
He gets weak in the knees and thinks irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
It’s because she smells like a new truck.
If you sweat while putting fuel in your car and feel sick when you pay for it you have carowner virus.
Krazeehorse wrote:
looove this one
