MACS
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Saturday, April 9, 2022 2:18:12 PM
Struck by a dump truck while walking on the freeway.

Details are missing from this story... why was he walking on the freeway?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33706232/pittsburgh-steelers-qb-dwayne-haskins-dies-being-hit-car 

Palama
Saturday, April 9, 2022 2:50:57 PM
I read that he was trying to cross the highway. Still doesn’t answer the basic question of why was he walking on the highway but trying to cross it? And it’s not like a dump truck is hard to see. Oh boy….
Plowboy221
Saturday, April 9, 2022 2:54:25 PM

I read that he was trying to cross the highway. Still doesn’t answer the basic question of why was he walking on the highway but trying to cross it? And it’s not like a dump truck is hard to see. Oh boy….

Palama wrote:

I’m sure the dump truck driver was racist, bet he was a trump supporter….. someone digging through his personal social media accounts should soon find a questionable post from at least fifteen years ago I bet.

JadeRose
Saturday, April 9, 2022 3:09:57 PM
Guess that takes care of Pittsburgh's QB competition.
gummy jones
Saturday, April 9, 2022 3:22:07 PM
Terrible
Sunoverbeach
Saturday, April 9, 2022 4:37:08 PM
He was trying to catch the chicken.

Irreverent. I'm ashamed of myself. 😣

JGKAMIN
Saturday, April 9, 2022 7:29:21 PM

I read that he was trying to cross the highway. Still doesn’t answer the basic question of why was he walking on the highway but trying to cross it? And it’s not like a dump truck is hard to see. Oh boy….

Palama wrote:

I read he ran out of gas and decided to walk on the highway and cross over traffic. He was in Florida working out with some other players, not sure if Dante Stallworth was one of them…

“He was attempting to cross the westbound lanes of I-595 when there was oncoming traffic.”

“Unfortunately, he was struck by an oncoming dump truck,” authorities said.

Many have since claimed that Haskins got out of his vehicle on the highway because he had run out of gas.”

MACS
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Saturday, April 9, 2022 9:04:19 PM
I have been driving for over 36 years.

I have never run out of gas.

JadeRose
Sunday, April 10, 2022 7:56:48 AM
How the f*ck does a grown man in very good physical condition get run over by a dump truck? I'm old, fat, slow and my eyesight is not great anymore and I'm pretty sure I could both see and hear a f*cking dump truck coming at me
deadeyedick
Sunday, April 10, 2022 8:52:17 AM
Physical condition is one thing ... mental condition be sumpin' else.
BuckyB93
Sunday, April 10, 2022 9:12:31 AM

How the f*ck does a grown man in very good physical condition get run over by a dump truck? I'm old, fat, slow and my eyesight is not great anymore and I'm pretty sure I could both see and hear a f*cking dump truck coming at me

JadeRose wrote:

Sounds like a "here hold my beer" challenge.

Anyone got a spare dump tuck? I'll go second. Maybe we start with a golf cart and work our way up to the dump truck until all contestants are eliminated. It wouldn't be a round robin type of thing, more like sudden death.

8trackdisco
Sunday, April 10, 2022 11:49:14 AM

Struck by a dump truck while walking on the freeway.

Details are missing from this story... why was he walking on the freeway?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33706232/pittsburgh-steelers-qb-dwayne-haskins-dies-being-hit-car 

MACS wrote:

See? It isn't as easy as it looks.

-The Chicken.

MACS
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Sunday, April 10, 2022 2:48:24 PM
Some of you'ze are just plain irreverent.

But funny is funny, so...

ZRX1200
Sunday, April 10, 2022 5:39:23 PM
Mr. Jones
Monday, April 11, 2022 9:41:01 PM
musTa' been one of those NEW QUIET LIKE PRIUS DUMP TRUCKS WITH AN 87 YEAR OLD FOSSIL AT THE WHEEL wearing WRAP around glaucoma sunglasses and

Sporting a F.U.L.L. CLEVELAND...

WHITE POLYESTER POLO SHIRT, WITH WHITE VINYL BELT WITH MAGNETIC BUCKLE, WHITE POLYESTER GOLF SLACKS , WHITE TUBE SOCKS AND WHITE VINYL VELCRO TABBED SHOES FROM THE BACK OF THE SUNDAY PAPER PARADE MAGAZINE....

YEP,

A F.U.L.L. CLEVELAND ATTIRE H.I.T....

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, April 14, 2022 9:55:59 AM

How the f*ck does a grown man in very good physical condition get run over by a dump truck? I'm old, fat, slow and my eyesight is not great anymore and I'm pretty sure I could both see and hear a f*cking dump truck coming at me

JadeRose wrote:

Ohio State grad.

What? Too soon? Where's Wombat when you need him?[whip]

8trackdisco
Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:59:50 PM

Ohio State grad.

What? Too soon? Where's Wombat when you need him?[whip]

DrMaddVibe wrote:

I'm offended by this post. Are you SURE he graduated?

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, April 14, 2022 5:12:55 PM
[frypan] [frypan] [frypan]

Or

🐴

Sunoverbeach
Thursday, April 14, 2022 6:28:38 PM
Ya can both bite me

And no, he did not graduate