Holy hell...

I arrive at work today and there is a myster box from a certain Tennesee Shpo that I have NOT ordered from recently...

Inside is a handwritten note that says "Who wouldn't love a friend like Lee!"

And then a stuffed bag containing some AMAZING morsels:

LCA W.A. Fireworks
Nomad Chaotic 10nth Anniversary
EZ 10 Year Anniversary
Nomad Sweet Emotion
LCA Montenegro Batista
LCA Privada Watch Series: AP Silver

*picks jaw up off floor*

I mean, that's a seriously amazing selection of smokes.

Lee, you are far too generous of a BOTL, thank you.

Totally out of the blue and unprovoked, I might add.

Lee is the current king of the "drop-shipped sneak attack."

Glad it arrived Stogie.

That WA fireworks is a kinda big cigar, but I thought it was one of AJF's better ones.

I haven't smoked that EX 10th yet. Let me know what you think.

Oh, I dispute whether that was "unprovoked."

You always dispute whether that was unprovoked.

Lee swings for the fences...and connects...

Niceeeee wun!

With all the bombing that Lee has been doing, you’d think he’d be LOW by now…right? 🤔

Indubitably

😳

[ram27bat]

Not LOW!

Sorry, but there's a 12hr statute of limitations during which low supply denials are accepted. As this has now expired, your denial has been disregarded.

Should've read the fine print.

I want the record to reflect that Stogie apparently had a retaliation box already picked, packed, and postage affixed when my box arrived. It had to be ready to launch because I took return fire the day before yesterday.

In fact, the timing for the "retaliation" was so quick, it makes me suspect that Jeff was already planning some kind of preemptive strike, in which case, it was unprovoked.

He sent me some sweet stogies I'm totally stoked about smoking. Including,

BWS NBK romusto
Buenaventura Cremas C100
Mil Días Edmundo
Viaje Piña Nohea
and
a 5ver of EX Blending Sessions Cigars

All of these are nh, except maybe the Mil Días, and I'm not sure about that. Thanks so much Jeff! I'm totally looking forward to these.

So, a box received on 10/11 is evidence that he had a preemptive strike ready to fire for the package he received on 9/12? I'm confused. Am I not calendaring correctly?

Numbahs is hard. 😣

You're correct.

And so am I. It was preemptive.

You can't trust communists.

The Party intelligensia are always to be trusted. Or else...

I hope you enjoy the smokes!