So I dropped my trailer at the Walmart a mile from the house and drove my tractor to the house to load up before I go back on the road. Once I was done and headed back to hook up and get my car I saw a MILF at the corner up from my house waiting for the little one to get off the bus.

God I love yoga pants, especially when it appears the person wearing them is commando.

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Serendipity porn. 🍺

I turned down the lead role in that one...

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Some women have absolutely NO BIDNESS wearing yoga pants. See: Wooooo, pig, sooooo-eeeeyyyyyy.

Exactly! Especially those anywhere near a Walmart. Three hundred pounds of sausage in a 200 pound casing, crocs, and riding their scooter and asking for help to reach the twinkies on the top shelf and especially on the 1st and 15th.

Yea them types hang out at Walmarts... they still gotta use a shoehorn to get in a pair of Yoga's!!! 🤦 😣

2. Think she can cook some of that good ole Cajun food?

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