Some conniving millennial approached J.P. Morgan with their student loan company and asked them to buy it...

He/ she? Claimed it had 4.3 million customers/ loans in existence....

J.P. Morgan pulled a "Elon musk" and didn't do it's due diligence researching the company....

These peeps hired a college professor to inflate the account #'s with fake loans to make the sale....
They really only had 300,000 customer/ loans in reality....THEY PULLED A "SANTOS" AND EMBELLISHED THEIR RESUME....

Looks like J.P.MORGAN GOT HORN SWAGGLED!!!

BWUHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

LAWSUIT HAS BEEN FILED ...

The professor got only $18k to inflate the numbers....

$18k is not worth going to jail for...

What a moron...

Any day Jamie Dimon takes it dry with sandpaper is a great day.