Mr. Jones
3 years ago
The polar shift happens every 6,500 to 11,500 years....

The Adam and eve story...

The book is only 57 pages, not 240 that was highly redacted by the CIA...

Chauncey powers Thomas IS HIS REAL NAME...
HE Was on Johnny Carson show...
WORKED AT MCDONALD DOUGLAS ....
It is believed that several( LIKE 5-8? adVANCE CIVILIZATIONS ) EXISTED BEFORE OUR CURRENT HISTORY...

THIS POLAR SHIFT HAPPENS IN ONLY

ONE
FREAKIN'
DAY

AND nothing survives 2-3 mile high tsunami's, earthquakes, fire storms, volcanic eruptions, then half the globe DEEP FREEZES DOWN TO 80 DEGREES BELOW ZERO IN ONLY 4 HOURS DURING this polar shift...the other side burns from heat...

Magnetic poles shift every 300,000 yrs or so...

It's been 800,000 yrs since the last magnetic pole shift...

drglnc
3 years ago
Someone check on Mr Jones… I think he might be having a stroke
Mr. Jones
3 years ago
Nope... Just watching too much YOUTUBE-ITIS !!!
tonygraz
3 years ago
Are you sure that wasn't Peter Sellers ?
KingoftheCove
3 years ago
Hate to be Negative Nancy…… but Jonsie is right on this one
polar axis shifts every year……until it goes FUBAR…
We are due for another one………….soon
LeeBot
3 years ago
Yes, polar shift is a thing, but I haven't heard about the volcanic eruptions and deep freeze, etc. Sounds a little Y2K-ish to me.

Your compass will point south instead of north though ...

Would that mean I wouldn't be able to find my own @ss with a compass?
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
So.... soon like don't sweat the 401k so much, or soon like liquidate everything and get a bungalow in the Maldives?
Mr. Jones
3 years ago
There are two kinds of polar shifts

One is where the poles just Shift...

The other "cataclysmic one" is a magnetic pole shift...
deadeyedick
3 years ago

The polar shift happens every 6,500 to 11,500 years....

It's been 800,000 yrs since the last magnetic pole shift...

Mr. Jones wrote:




Should I be smoking the aged stuff?
Stogie1020
3 years ago
One time, this young college age girl, I think her name was Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy or something like that (she was pre-med or pre-law or pre-something) was dancing for me at a gentlemen's club in Tucson, doing this pretty amazing feat of acrobatics where she would hang upside down but still manage to rhythmically wiggle her firm tush at me in a "winking-at-you" kind of way while i dispensed dollar bills like a reverse vending machine, except I timed one toss of a bill just right and managed to get the paper to hit the center of the cheek crack just as the winking was in full momentum and I got a bill stuck right in the middle of the crack. Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy laughed so hard, while still hanging upside down with her 6+ inch spiked heels miles apart, that the pole she was hanging from shifted a little. Mine too.
HockeyDad
3 years ago
Buncha pole smoking.
tonygraz
3 years ago
Does this make Jonesy pole ish ?
delta1
3 years ago
scuse me...I'll be back in a minute...just read Stogie's pole....er post...
rockmiesterr
3 years ago


download..(..volcano discovery )

and you will see the current chaos going on right now.............smokem if you gottem........the first of many cataclysms is going to happen within weeks
LeeBot
3 years ago

One time, this young college age girl, I think her name was Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy or something like that (she was pre-med or pre-law or pre-something) was dancing for me at a gentlemen's club in Tucson, doing this pretty amazing feat of acrobatics where she would hang upside down but still manage to rhythmically wiggle her firm tush at me in a "winking-at-you" kind of way while i dispensed dollar bills like a reverse vending machine, except I timed one toss of a bill just right and managed to get the paper to hit the center of the cheek crack just as the winking was in full momentum and I got a bill stuck right in the middle of the crack. Lacy, or Tracy or Stacy laughed so hard, while still hanging upside down with her 6+ inch spiked heels miles apart, that the pole she was hanging from shifted a little. Mine too.

Stogie1020 wrote:


😂 😂 😂


What a beautiful beautiful story full of drama, character development, plot twists, denouement ...
DrMaddVibe
3 years ago
Everybody on the planet...jump up and down twice on the count of 3!


1



2


tonygraz
3 years ago
We are all going to die !
Stogie1020
3 years ago

We are all going to die !

tonygraz wrote:



Probably within the next 50 years!!!
DrMaddVibe
3 years ago

Probably within the next 50 years!!!

Stogie1020 wrote:




Simon didn't say!
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