Gene363
  • Gene363
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Tuesday, January 17, 2023 2:34:26 PM
Dad: Three men are in a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

Family: OK, so?

Dad: So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

frankj1
Tuesday, January 17, 2023 6:25:06 PM
groan...
frankj1
Tuesday, January 17, 2023 6:25:41 PM
maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?
sfg391
Tuesday, January 17, 2023 9:24:50 PM

maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?

frankj1 wrote:

#-o 🙄

tailgater
Tuesday, January 17, 2023 9:27:20 PM
So the dad is Italian?

frankj1
Tuesday, January 17, 2023 10:10:20 PM

#-o 🙄

sfg391 wrote:

don't give me that chit!

tonygraz
Wednesday, January 18, 2023 1:05:07 PM
Why toss only one cigarette ?
frankj1
Wednesday, January 18, 2023 11:36:45 PM
to make it A cigarette lighter.

Geez, Dad, try to keep up.

Methinks an op edit has happened...

Krazeehorse
Thursday, January 19, 2023 12:36:25 AM
You know how to make a cigarette lighter? Take out some of the tobacco.
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