Dad: Three men are in a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.



Family: OK, so?



Dad: So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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groan...

maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?

#-o 🙄

So the dad is Italian?

don't give me that chit!

Why toss only one cigarette ?

to make it A cigarette lighter.
Geez, Dad, try to keep up.

Methinks an op edit has happened...

You know how to make a cigarette lighter? Take out some of the tobacco.