His mug/ face looks like his head was put into one of those midevil stretching
Racks and stretched to half again the the length it should be...

Old "1.5+ mug" looks like a fake Asian face structure....plus he dyes his hair with red latex paint And looks like a cartoon character...

Just like BLOODY SPANIARD used to say about the plastic surgery that was performed on Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers....bloody called Burt Charlie Chan.

Chuck noRRis's wife looks like that plastic surgery billionaires wife that is nicknamed the "CAT WOMAN" ( Jocelyn Wildenstein)... aLLeDgeDlY

Stretched mug CHUCK IS HAWKING any cheap ass exercise equipment that will sign him up for a infomercial and give Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'$100k to make an infomercial to sell their worthless product....sort of like Suzanne Somers
Thigh master debacle....

You better hope he doesn’t read this.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. 😟

Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Don't Fck with ChucK!
He can still kill all of our a$$es at once.
At least, based on his tv show...

Erroneous!

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Wanna know why he looks like that?

He mistakenly dialed Jack Bauer's cellphone.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

If you ask Jack Bauer what time it is, he always says, "There's not enough time!" After you ask, 'Time for what?' he double taps you in the face with his pistol.

wonder if he's gonna be revived...