After a Christmas Day argument with her husband, a woman went outside for a walk to calm down and came across an old lamp.

She rubbed the lamp and behold, a genie came out.

The genie said: "I am a Christmas genie."

The Wife replied: "What's that?"

The genie replied: I will grant you three wishes, but there is a catch. Your husband will get each wish of yours by ten times more."

The Wife replied: "Okay, he's my husband anyway"

The genie replied: "Well then, what's your first wish?"

The Wife replied: "Make me the most beautiful person in the world."

The genie replied: "Oh, are you sure your husband will be ten time more beautiful than you?"

The Wife replied: "No, that's okay. He's my husband anyway."

The genie replied: Poof, "Wish Granted! Why is your second wish?

The Wife replied: "Make me super rich."

The genie replied: "Sure, but your husband will get ten time more than you."

The Wife replied: "That's fine he's my husband anyway.

The genie replied: Poof, Wish Granted! What is your third wish?

The wife was thinking very hard on what her third wish would be.

The genie said: "So, what will the third wish be?"

The Wife replied: "Okay, just give me a slight hear attack."

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