It's like carbon credits but for your beer and chocolate. Bad humans!

"Proponents of the ESG + Nutrition initiative have floated concepts like a "nutrition metric" to determine the healthfulness of specific food products, as well as a potential system of "nutri-credits" that would operate as "health offsets," similar to carbon credits in the climate change context."

https://reason.com/2025/05/03/esg-is-coming-for-your-candy-bars/ 

P.S.

PM me if any of you guys need to stock up on carbon credits...

Those Jacobin Commies never rest.

^

I picked up a tenski of nutri-credits to offset the pizza I'm going to eat next weekend.

Sold some carbon credits to get the cash for the nutri-credits.

So it's all good.