'Oh, I broke my heal. Can you fix it, and me?'

(cheasy porn music in the background)

She's hot though.

Charlie

Who has really nice bells.

Todd

Or go to a bar have a nice looking woman hold his cigar, take a pic and post. Tell them you are going to make them famous on the internet. That's the ticket!

what would classic porno music sound like?

i looked in my neighbor's window. she is ugly.

i'd rather look at this young woman.

Well, nobody's perfect! Try again another day!

Bow chika bow bow bachika bow wow.

Yeah, the right music is essential...