Can you please send me a dab of your "genetic material"? I am a Raelian in good standing and plan to clone a mutant from your genes spliced with those of slimboli. Begun this clone war has!

... doesn't this belong on the 'MISCELLANEOUS' board?

... besides, if you splice DNA from to different people together, it's not a clone.

It's what we do naturally ... 😉

I guess it should have gone on MISC, but I needed a slimbolispank to cheer me up. I figured it was unlikely that you and e would reproduce naturally so I'm hiring the Raelians to produce slimbochick!!!

LOL!

God have mercy on us.

Let's see ...

... the child would be a narcissistic, opinionated, self righteous and self-centered loud mouth egotistical know-it-all suck-up, that would turn everything into some kind of sexual innuendo and would be on every medication known to mankind ...

... and would be forever in turmoil with his/her dual personalities.

Slim,
But what traits would the child get from E-Chick?
You left yourself open on that one.

GT : Offhand I could think of two. JonR

Hmmmm, a child with two heads. I like it....

BTW, slim I was just fooling around as bored minds are apt to do. I take no responsibility for any **** storm between you and e, though I will happily watch.

What cigar would you smoke while performing the procedure?




(there's the cigar related part)

GTofMurphy --- what fun would life be, if we couldn't poke fun at ourselves now and then?

tarheel, a good question. What would a mad scientist (or failed Chiropractor) smoke? Anybody have a suggestion?

... rum soaked 'crooks'?

Jim: I'll send you mine if you send me yours! And we all know the answer to what you'd be smoking...the ganga, mon! Big, red, hairy, buds...

And Slim: Exactly what medications ARE you on? That many?

The closest thing to meds that I'm on is aromatherapy shower gel...LOL!

Almost famous...btw, where IS Leon!!!???

jreddoch,

Are you making a clone or clown.....hmmmmm ?lol JK

RobertParrott --- I guess you haven't seen the latest photo's that I posted of myself. Try looking up 'E-Chick ... I'm Ready' and 'RDC --- Now ... THIS is SCARY!!!' Both fit right in with your post ...

E-Chick --- no meds for me, but one can only wish ... can't I? LOL! I need a new drug ...

jreddoch

what is a failed chiropracter.

one who can't get things straight?

one who can't seem to balance people?

or just a guy who flunked out on his first written exam and spelled it kiropracter?

One that went bankrupt withing 5 years of graduation.

Paging E-Chick is like writing 666 on your forehead, sleeping with your Mother-in-Law, and waking up from a drunken stupor in the back of a pickup truck in a Mississippi corn field with a black eye, sore throat, lips covered with vaseline, and ya' can't find your underwear!!!