>WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
> > ...... Dam.
> > WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
> > ...... Polaroids.
> > WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
> > ...... A stick.
> > WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
> > ...... Nacho Cheese.
> > WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
> > ...... Subordinate Clauses.
> > WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
> > ...... Quatro Sinko.
> > WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
> > ...... Spoiled milk.
> > WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
> > ...... Frostbite.
> > WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
> > ...... A nervous wreck.
> > WHERE DO YOU FIND A CAT WITH NO LEGS?
> > ...... Right where you left it.
> > WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
> > ...... Because they have big fingers.
> > WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
> > ...... Because it scares hell out of the dog.
> > WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
> > ...... Sanka.
> > WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
> > ...... The location of the dirt bag.
> > WHY DO PILGRIMS' PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
> > ...... Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
> > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKY DIVER?
> > ...... A bad golfer goes whack, damn... A bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
> > HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
> > ...... Unique up on it.
> > HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
> > ...... Tame way, unique up on it.
> > WHAT GOES CLIP CLOP, CLIP CLOP, CLIP CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLIP CLOP, CLIP,
CLOP, CLIP CLOP?
> > ...... An Amish Drive-By Shooting.
> > HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND AN ALABAMA DIVORCE THE SAME?
> > ...... Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

good ones...

hog