A new Senior Chief Master at Arms was assigned as SEA to a security detarchment in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Gunny why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Senior Chief said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Senior Chief started having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the Gunny to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Senior Chief stood on it, pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane sex with the camel. When he was done, he asked the Gunny, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the Gunny replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the whorehouse is."
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