This is the contest I'm having instead of the "tell me a story" on the trades board.
I realize this kinda leaves me open to more insulting captions, such as "Oh brother, would this asshat just leave me alone" (among the more milder ones) but to hell with it... Fire Away!!
The funniest caption, as judged by me and a couple other asshats, wins a dozen N/C cigars.
You get ONE CHANCE, so make it a good one. Contest will end Monday at NOON Eastern.