Now, I really don't know Andy that well... I just knew he was a real manatee fan... So when I cam across a stein with manatees on it I decided to offer it to him! Since then I'm sure he has it sitting proudly on his mantel er whatever.

Well... Andy just got me back! He bitch slapped me with a really nice 7 pack and a spiffy Opus X cap! How did ya know that I was wanting to try the platinum Easter egg?

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Glad they arrived safely sloth.

I haven't figured out a suitably demeaning use for the manatee mug yet......my wife eighty-sixed the idea of a bedside urinal.

Perhaps a chumbucket.

it does have a lid on it... she could it in the bathroom for um... girlie "products".

I was actually thinking about beating a manatee with it.

MANATEE ABUSE!!!!

Make a good spitoon

MMMM Manatee... Tastes just like chicken!

chum bucket... that can be arranged. I'd prefer to tie a manatee to the stern of my boat, cut the fins, and let it chum for the next 12 hrs. Mmmmmmmmmm.. Yellowtail Snapper caught with manatee chum.

As I am sure you know Mike, you will never catch any fish with manatee chum.

It seems like every time a manatee would approach the boat*, the fishing goes to hell........might as well toss your rod in the water and head home.

Even fish hate manatees.

* YES.....can you believe it???? I have actually SEEN these rare and elusive creatures. According to one study, I saw the entire Florida population of manatees in one day of fishing.

I fornicated with one

you are Oprah's father??

^I thought you were!

I thought Oprah was the father...

Well, when you look like me, you sometimes have to set your standards low. I could blame it on the loneliness, I could blame it on the alcohol, but truth is, I just like sleeping with manatees.