No they're not, Slim.
They are just very, very gay.
Very sad, those gay bastards.
In all honesty, bro, you have already been TOO generous with me. I keep a track of bros I owe.
And at this point in my perpetual "struggle", I don't think that even watching Rosie O'Donnell bouncing naked on a trampoline with Oprah would cheer me up.
I know, there he goes again, blah, blah, blah...
Thank you, bro.
Let's catch up soon.
