Oh your are so right Robby. If only I could change I'd do it faster then an Irish man quits drinking...wait that will never happen then.
A French man is sittin in a bar one night when 3 Irish walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Frenchman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Frenchman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your Nepolean was gay." The Frenchman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Irishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Frenchman and says, "Hey man, I hear your Napolean was a transvestite gay!" The Frenchman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Irishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Irishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Frenchman and says, "Hey, I hear your Napolean was an IRISHMAN!"
And the Frenchman replies, "Oui, that's what your friends were saying."
