jackconrad
Tuesday, March 6, 2007 9:09:00 PM
NICE Rice 1003711.jpg
jackconrad
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 11:37:00 AM
1 Minute with Condoleeza and your cooked!
Charlie
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 11:47:00 AM
LOL

Charlie

Dr Pepperhill
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 11:49:00 AM
Finger lickin' good ... if ya have any remaining that is.
pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 11:52:00 AM
does it come with the cream sauce
victor808
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 12:42:00 PM
Kinda tasteless, don't you think? (the joke, not the rice)... Isn't this on par with calling her aunt jemima or something?
tailgater
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 1:30:00 PM
^6

Only if her name was Condoleeza Syrup, or pancake.

It's a play on her name, not her race. Unless one is too uptight to recognize it.

pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 1:35:00 PM
he is just one of the trouble makers
bloody spaniard
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 1:55:00 PM
Bland, empty, & unsatisfying just like her "accomplishments".

Put her on the special discount bin next to the week-old rice cakes.

pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 1:56:00 PM
than I'd buy it
jackconrad
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:09:00 PM
Vic ,your just pissed cause i gave ya to your Mommy yesterday !
victor808
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 3:31:00 PM
^11 ?Gave me to my mommy? care to reference a link?

Like I said, it just seemed a bit distasteful... couldn't put my finger on it. I see it's a play on her name not race. Just thought it was a bit distasteful.

pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 4:16:00 PM
sounds like you ate till you got sick
jackconrad
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:31:00 PM
MR..Totally disparging a person, and then saying ..but they are ok in my book,...is a sign of an abusive personality and therefore grounds for a Divorce.

50. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 01:12 PM Reply

I thought she only threw up to try to lose weight lol.

51. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 01:13 PM Reply

That's it Jackconrad, I think you and I should file for divorce!

Here you go Vic

52. Author: jackconrad Date: 03/05/2007 01:29 PM Reply

I get the cigars !

53. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 01:41 PM Reply

I get those sunglasses! And you get HALF the cigars. I have a good lawyer!

54. Author: victor808 Date: 03/05/2007 01:42 PM Reply

Mommy Jack! Daddy mraven! Don't split up! I'll be a good boy, I promise! I know this is all my fault!

...sob... if only I were a better son, they would still be together.

hehehe

Okay, on a more serious note, we all knew this thread was going to go this direction at some point in time, one way or another.

55. Author: jackconrad Date: 03/05/2007 01:46 PM Reply

Ok you can have the kid !

56. Author: victor808 Date: 03/05/2007 01:48 PM Reply

oof....

I didn't see that one coming.

57. Author: MACS(SW) Date: 03/05/2007 01:48 PM Reply

He's a thoughtful, generous dude. Says what's on his mind.

Also thinks mraven13 is a cowardly, chickensh*t, f**kstick douche bag.

8^)

58. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 01:49 PM Reply

:-)

59. Author: jjohnson28 Date: 03/05/2007 02:01 PM Reply

Who doesn't think mraven13 is a cowardly, chickensh*t, f**kstick douche bag?

60. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 02:04 PM Reply

jjohsnon, don't worry you, double-chin MACS and ol' Rug can all have a circle jerk on this thread...and have fun LOL.

You guys all deserve each other. I'll gladly keep the company of those such as Bloody Spaniard, Andytv and other fine, classy BOTL.

Good day sir!

61. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 02:04 PM Reply

I hadn't thought much about that. Maybe.

62. Author: MACS(SW) Date: 03/05/2007 02:07 PM Reply

^^LMAO!!!

Despite what you may think, there isn't anyone here who doesn't know you for who you really are.

And if there is... I'm certain they, too, will eventually catch on to your game.

Good day to YOU, sir.

LOL!!

63. Author: MACS(SW) Date: 03/05/2007 02:09 PM Reply

62 was in reply to 60.

But if it makes you feel better Teedubbya, I'll call you a douche bag too.

****.

64. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 02:09 PM Reply

now I'm confused. Is he a jet or a shark?

65. Author: RICKAMAVEN Date: 03/05/2007 02:38 PM Reply

consistent and precise.

says what he has to say and moves on.

i can't remember him being nasty or making a personal attack.

shame he likes bush, but can't have everything.

follows ruggy's girl around like a puppy dog.

66. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 02:42 PM Reply

"i can't remember him being nasty or making a personal attack. "

better get some ginko really quick

67. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 03/05/2007 02:46 PM Reply

^ LOL! But he's right on about the puppy dog part.

Rick's beginning to sound a little like Sinbad.

Sinbad's the nicest man that I know besides TW and Pablo!

68. Author: mraven13 Date: 03/05/2007 02:55 PM Reply

LOL you're getting senile Rick! I say that with love. Are you sure you're talking about the same guy?

Gingko Biloba time 🙂

69. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 02:58 PM Reply

http://www.freefocusfactor.com/?microppcsite=googleµppcterm=focus-factor 

70. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 03:00 PM Reply

I think the aluminum hat is on too tight

71. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 03/05/2007 03:07 PM Reply

Can we please find our inner Sinbad again.

Be nice.

Repeat the mantra after me, oraaaaannnnge hhhhhaaaairrrrr equals looooovvvve...

Let's get this thread back on track with Sinbadness.

72. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 03:08 PM Reply

^ must be the mushrooms

73. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 03:10 PM Reply

duuude.... it wasn't me

74. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 03/05/2007 03:11 PM Reply

You two going to the airport next? LOL

Go forth & spread the Sinbad.

75. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 03:15 PM Reply

I think the Spanish Fly lost his mind, and I mean that in the nicest way possible

76. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 04:10 PM Reply

he has a crush on this sinbad guy

77. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 04:19 PM Reply

fo'shizzle

78. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 03/05/2007 04:38 PM Reply

You bastids took all the joy of Sinbad outta me.

Hmmmmm, I wonder if Pufferbelle could be an alternative?

She is very nice too.

79. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 04:39 PM Reply

bloody.... just be yourself. we love ya man

80. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/05/2007 04:40 PM Reply

well.... some of them do but I think you are just ok

81. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 04:56 PM Reply

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/video/taser_video3a.html 

82. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/05/2007 10:41 PM Reply

Rick is right, I am a loveable little puppy dog.

83. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 10:46 PM Reply

hey Rug's, what'cha smoking these days

84. Author: jackconrad Date: 03/05/2007 11:07 PM Reply

Puppy Projectiles

85. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:10 PM Reply

so there are gangs here...colors. OK.

Bloody has his main gang, made up of mraven etc.

Rugrunner has his gang with JJ and etc.

Or is it more like a Batman / Robin situation?

who you running with TW?

86. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:14 PM Reply

jbu:

teedubbya doesn't run, he skips joyfully in an enthralled girlish rapture.

87. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:15 PM Reply

jpotts,

are you in a clan?

88. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 11:16 PM Reply

I think it's more like prancing

89. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:17 PM Reply

Well, I am part Scottish. Which clan are you speaking of...laddie?

90. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:19 PM Reply

pablo:

Yeah...Ok, I see where you're going here. I'll say prancing with a lot of aimless, high-pitched giggling.

91. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:20 PM Reply

I take it you are with Bloody (bloods). whats the name of their rival gang??

92. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 11:21 PM Reply

bloods, crips, kenfo ?

93. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:21 PM Reply

yeah crips!

94. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:22 PM Reply

who you wiz pablo?

95. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:23 PM Reply

jbu:

With the "bloods"?

Uhhhh...no.

96. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:29 PM Reply

^why not? too many leaders?

97. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 11:29 PM Reply

might not be a good idea to tell the truth on this one...jus'koz I know guy'z who iz in da bloods don't make me part of the gang Ayite

98. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:33 PM Reply

jbu:

if there's a gang out there called, "sit on your fat a**es and drink beer", then I'll be affiliated with them.

Otherwise, I'm a lone wolf. Woof.

99. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/05/2007 11:33 PM Reply

jpotts, the correct descriptors for what tw is doing would be capriciously frolicking with gay abandon.

100. Author: pablo Date: 03/05/2007 11:34 PM Reply

100 true dat

101. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:35 PM Reply

better watchit, bloods run deep on this board

102. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/05/2007 11:35 PM Reply

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

103. Author: jpotts Date: 03/05/2007 11:35 PM Reply

Gay "ha ha" or gay "funny, strange"?

Never mind. This is teedubbya we're talking about...

104. Author: jbu Date: 03/05/2007 11:37 PM Reply

i looked it up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay+abandon 

105. Author: MACS(SW) Date: 03/05/2007 11:59 PM Reply

I come to look at this thread... and all I see is capriciously frolicking bull****?????

I wuzz ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry... but i was robbed. seriously... I spend the whole f*ckin' day out at the local Irish Pub, drinkin' and cavortin' and all I get is THIS?!?

F*CK all a you's. This ain't worth a turd.

**watch me get all bloody like**

Goonite ya'll!!!

106. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 12:00 AM Reply

freak'n hoser

107. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 12:02 AM Reply

Sorry MACS, it seems bloody picked up his marbles and when home muttering about how his plan would have worked if it weren't for those meddling kids.

108. Author: MACS(SW) Date: 03/06/2007 12:05 AM Reply

Rug??

I think you are one of those meddlin' kids.

But I ain't mad atcha.

109. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 12:10 AM Reply

I was referring all those lurkers that wouldn't do Ramona’s bidding like he thought they would and ruined his fun.

110. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 12:12 AM Reply

BTW Heather says "Hi Captain Shawn."

111. Author: jbu Date: 03/06/2007 12:12 AM Reply

who is ramona?

112. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 12:13 AM Reply

ma ma ma my ramona....

113. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 12:13 AM Reply

I thought it was your boner

114. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 03/06/2007 07:24 AM Reply

Ramon is my middle name, guys.

Rugrunner's is probably Les.

(aptly named)

Jbu, no one belongs to "gangs", ya twit.

115. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 08:44 AM Reply

Actually it's Hugo.

Yeah jbu. The word is cliques not gangs.

116. Author: burgess_b Date: 03/06/2007 09:02 AM Reply

OI! my father is names Les...junior.

glad i was not the third!

117. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 09:06 AM Reply

Aww come on Burge, the world needs more Leses not less Leses.

118. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 09:07 AM Reply

Come to think of it the world could use a few less Moores too.

119. Author: burgess_b Date: 03/06/2007 09:16 AM Reply

^^true...but his middle name is sooooo bad...i would have nothing to go by except TREY!

120. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 09:58 AM Reply

Oh, dear...

121. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/06/2007 12:30 PM Reply

I'm like the white shadow.... I'm trying to keep the kids from joining gangs

122. Author: jbu Date: 03/06/2007 01:32 PM Reply

But Rug's gang has privileges. He keeps drawers and drawers of premium cigars. I have dreamt about them.

someone even tried to be funny saying he had thrown out all the panties and stocked his dresser full of 'initiation' cigars.

123. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 04:15 PM Reply

someone say Les Nesmen, he was in the gang

124. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 10:09 PM Reply

Jbu, it's interesting that you say I have drawers and drawers of cigars.

I have two 8 drawer H. Upman Humidors and have said so on this board.

The odd thing is I said so about a year before you started posting as jbu.

As Alice in Wonderland would have said, "curiouser and curiouser."

125. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 10:40 PM Reply

it's the freak'n cats damn it

126. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 10:41 PM Reply

I loves you Pabs...

127. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 10:45 PM Reply

stop... your making me blush

128. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 11:00 PM Reply

Yeah right.

129. Author: pablo Date: 03/06/2007 11:02 PM Reply

ok, smile

130. Author: jbu Date: 03/06/2007 11:50 PM Reply

Rugrunner,

Bad memory and paranoia can lead to some hair raising creativity

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8. Author: rugrunner Date: 01/28/2007 11:49 PM Reply

I have drawers full of great sticks (opus, Pam, VSGs etc)that I don't like, just to have good ammo when needed.

____________________________________________________

I have been dreaming of those smokes!

131. Author: rugrunner Date: 03/06/2007 11:53 PM Reply

So you are stalking me.

Just wanted to make sure before I alerted the secret service.

Thanks.

132. Author: jbu Date: 03/06/2007 11:59 PM Reply

I dont care if you are a overcompensating paranoid slut. You have smokes you are looking to unload, and you have opus! you are my kind of girl.

133. Author: pablo Date: 03/07/2007 02:51 AM Reply

I think we may have a Love connection here

134. Author: pablo Date: 03/07/2007 02:52 AM Reply

WAAAAPPPSSSHH!!!

135. Author: Drathaar Date: 03/07/2007 10:17 AM Reply

Funny guy, good sense.

136. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/07/2007 11:24 AM Reply

I don't know about you all but I am mildly aroused

137. Author: jackconrad Date: 03/07/2007 11:34 AM Reply

Yes, but in a Cigar kinda way !

138. Author: 8trackdisco Date: 03/07/2007 10:32 PM Reply

If you only really knew the whole story, this would have been a much shorter thread.

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pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:40:00 PM
Jack you have lost you mind
dapperdan
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:49:00 PM
Good night all....

until we meet again.....

jackconrad
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:52:00 PM
Welll Cut and paste apparently did not cut..what can i say?!
pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:53:00 PM
night Dan & pay no never mind to Jack he lost his mind...LOL
victor808
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 7:58:00 PM
Oh yeah! forgot about that!

I thought you were referring to some argument...

And for the record, I believe you were the mommy. 🙂

pabloescabar
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 8:02:00 PM
Jacks in drag...LMAO