and then sometimes you just have to lay down...

old couple are having trouble meeting expenses so the husband says why don't you work the streets for some extra money. she comes home the next morning with $10.10. the husband asks her who gave her 10 cents.













she says "everybody", now i just have to lay down, i'm a little tired.

now that's a tired ****!

A couple had a big arguement and the husband storms out of the house. He goes to the local watering hole and has a few drinks and realizes how foolish he was. He decides to pick up a dozen roses and go home.

He gets home and finds his wife in the bedroom and reveals the roses from behind his back.

She says: "Oh great....now I guess you expect me to lie back and just spread my legs open!!"

The husband replies: "Why....don't you have a vase?"

Looks a lot like me some days...almost as hairy even.

Jerry, tired? Looks more worn out to me, LOL!

Or maybe it's owner killed it for ruining the carpeting?

Is this the feline missionary position? Hehe!

Mag