I read this in a book, very funny.

I was at a Irish pub about to light up a cigar, when some git comes up to tell me and tells me that he is trying to breathe in here. I then get everyones' attention in the pub and loudly ask, "how many of you think this guy has a right to breathe?" At which point nobody raised there hands and proceeded to chuck this weiner out on his arse in the street.

Tip: It helps to buy a round of beers first before trying to rouse the crowd in your direction.

Very wise...you can go somewhere with that.

has anyone ever been to McSorleys in NYC? Great irish pub, sawdust on the floor, they serve beer in 2 flavors only (light and dark) These big irish dudes walk over with about 5 pints in each hand and throw them down on the table. cool place, but don't stop drinking or out you go!

correct you are. That place is great. I live out on the island and look forward to a visit every once in a while. A dumpy little joint but the beer is damn good.