"We have a 10-91D at the intersection of 12th and Broadway. The victim appears to be a mister Cotton Tale. This SOB won't be hopping down the bunny trail anymore. Better send an ambulance and tell them to bring a shovel and a garbage bag."

Looks like a real basket case.....

SOB = Son of a Bunny?

LOL at son of a bunny.

From the direction of the splattered eggs.... this looks like an investigation should be completed....

It was either a one way road... or maybe a country where people drive on the "left-side" of the road....

Hummm........ poor beach...

Didn't think of that one ubsplat. That's great!!!

"Roger that Cycle. We're going to need to get an eggsplater expert down here to investigate a possible malfeasance ."

(cue the Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again" loop at the scream part)

CSI...on the job, better yet...send in our resident TV actor Hedge! Investigate.

(cue the Law & Order "cha-ching sound)

It's obvious that he just pulled up on third and is waiting for the next batter to bring him home.

Gonna need to bring in the Eggsperts on this one.....

Question: Why do Bunnys hid eggs?

Answer: They have been messing aroung with chickens!

You can't make an omelet without breaking some Easter Bunnies.

And now for the rest of the story....

Actually, ****** Cheney was quit dismayed at the accidental shooting death of the Easter Bunny.

Condoleezza Rice walked in on the scene and asked him what was wrong. He said, "No matter how it looks, I did not mean to shoot and kill the Bunny. I am heart broken that I killed such an innocent and special animal." Rice then went back to her office without a word, returned with a spray can and sprayed the rabbit.

The rabbit revived, hopped up, and then hopped some distance away and waived in a friendly manner to both of them. And then hopped further away, and waived again. It repeated this until the Cheney and Rice could not see it any longer.

In amazement the Cheney asked Rice, what was in the can. She replied by showing it to him. On the side of the can it said, "Hare spray; revives dead hare and leaves a permanent waive."

^LMAO!

Detectives & exam. office on scene...We'll take it from here.

Please keep the children back....

it's not a pretty sight.....

Someone will have to call Mrs Cottontail

Topped for all the little boys and girls that are expecting candy...

????Do you know why Bunnies hid eggs???????

They have been @#$%ing chickens!!!!!

Crap! I thought I might have hit something when I was reaching for that burrito!