how large a cooler chest would be needed to bury a man 5' 11" that will also have enough room for a few boxes of cigars?

All depends...can I use a hacksaw?

Or a blender?

If he's Fench just stomp the s**t out of him and bury him in a matchbox.

LOL!

The real question being how much 50/50 PG solution will be required to keep the whole shootin' match fresh? And will your CBID smiley face matches work once the lid is shut?

Funny, but here's the REAL question, is there any measurable/appreciable difference between 50/50 or 51/49? Curious, let the experts speak!

No ... not really.

What RH should humans be kept at..?

70% if your still among the living.

On a related note,

http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/family/article/0,1406,KNS_308_1808461,00.html