Cycleman
19 years ago
I was going to really get creative with some funny.... witty..... review.... but the bottom line is ....

It did not deserve any attention, and right now I would rather be cleaning my toilets than typing about this cigar... no lie! So I will suffer here at the key board, because I know many want to see this....

It was flavorless. The cigar traveled....... the draw was,... well.... it reminded me of being 14 and smoking a Swisher Sweet when we had no Copenhagen to chew. The first touch to my lips had a "sweet" taste and that lasted all of 2 seconds. The smoke was bla.... nothing memorable...... and the smoke it made was..... nothing a piece of toilet paper couldn't create.

It looks JUST LIKE the Amish cigars I have. Even took some photos. I think they are made by the same machine.

I also took photos of this cigar next to an Opus X...... but am so embarrassed ...... that I would only send these photos to someone if they paid me, because I should now be SHOT..... putting such a fine smoke next to a White Owl. I thought it would be funny.... and I could play on it..... but F - THAT!!! To disgrace such a fine company and hand-rolled cigar..... AArrrr......... I can't believe I even typed this!

I think I WILL go clean the bottom of my shoes I wear when I mow the yard..... or pick up dog poo.....

Yes... this was an honest review. Please all BOTL.... forgive me for this post........

Cycle
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Thunder.Gerbil
19 years ago
*Pfffffft!*

That's what you get for not choosing a White Owl PINEAPPLE!

That'll be 3 "Hail Fuente's" for you mister.








PS: Where's the review of the Free Cuba's? We're waiting...
joshuwaliu
19 years ago
you are entitled to your own opinion.. i guess


jk. thanks for being such a good sport!
victor808
19 years ago
Mmmm...
so when's steve putting a box up for auction???

Picture makes it look delicious!
nine999
19 years ago
cman.... whay are you putting down such a good stogie! i just sent you a whole bunch o'them!

graqp, peach, vanilla... please review tham all when they arrive...




nine
Cycleman
19 years ago
Please be joking? PLEASE!!!
jjohnson28
19 years ago
The nine999 man never jokes...
victor808
19 years ago
Should we organize a "cycleman - white owl mass bombing"? 🙂
Grampa
19 years ago
I cannot even believe you actually lit this smoke. I thought you were supposed to break them down the side and fill them yourself.....At least that is what I have heard.....

Gramps

PS - I think they call them "blunts" for a reason. The reason being you would rather be bludgeoned to death with a "blunt" object than smoke this dog rocket. LOL, thanks for being a good sport Cycle!
plinytheelder
19 years ago
"I should now be SHOT..... "

Ready...
Aim...
FIRE!!!

GreenWolf70
19 years ago
....errrr,......I thought white owl disease meant something else.
jetblasted
19 years ago
Must be why you used the camera phone . . .
fishinguitarman
19 years ago
What's an OM?
ubsplat
19 years ago
Charlie
19 years ago
JJ

Nine999 aka 36 aka 4 nines jokes during the NFL season when he cheers for da Raiders,,,LOL

Charlie
JHC
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  • Herf-A-Holic
19 years ago
Nice smooth wrapper. No big ugly veins. Great picture.
teedubbya
19 years ago
I've seen those in the stores. I thought they were supositorys
victor808
19 years ago
So which white owl was this?

I mean, to be fair, you should try the entire line. 🙂











what's your address again? 🙂
apachelm
Charlie
17 years ago
An old review that is just as bad as it was the first time...

Michael I am ashamed of you..

Charlie
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