My wife is going to Vegas on Friday with her best friend, and I am watching the kids until she returns on Monday. So I'm not lonely, I invited some friends (pictured above) to join me. I'm not even worried that my friends will still be around when my wife returns. Me and my trusty Colibri will make sure they're all gone!

Schweeeet !!! Can I come join the party ???

Are you gonna drink from the carton and run around with scissors while she is away, too??? LOL

Low

Don't forget to let the dog prewash the dishes.

By the way, those with the O on them are baaaaaaaad.
Send them to me quickly and if you ever get any more of those, send them to me and I'll make sure nobody finds out...

Everyone is welcome, but you have to promise not to drink my Dad's booze or vomit behind any of the appliances - wait, that was high school... Or was it?

As to my friends, the "O"s, we have had a long friendship and even though some say they're bad, I like them!

I have four dogs and two cats, so cleaning the dishes isn't an issue. It's the doggie rockets (the real kind) and hairballs that are the problem.