Well thankfully, I'm returning the VRs tomorrow. I was a little in the dog house... I got my box of HDNAs (just yesterday) and I had paied 30 bux out of my allowance from last week, and was going to pay 40 out of this week's (total 60 bux a week for "everything"...) so I swung a deal. Honey? Are you going to take the dog in to have him groomed? Why yes? Honey, how much is that? It's 25 dollars, why do you ask? (SLAM!) "the sound of the bathroom door slaming with me throwing LT into the tub!" Well alrighty then. I'd say that makes us square on the HDNAs!! (don't check my math please, she hasn't noticed...)

Robby,
LMAO!!! kids are wonderful, arent they?

indeed. mamma's catchin some shut eye. I'm on the couch w/junior. surfin the boardz. 🙂 I can shop, but only IF I save my allowance. I can't decide what I want next!! It will have to be a careful deliberate decision... Oh hell!! What's about to close!!?? Weeeee!!!!!!!

Gents,

Do you all feel your testicles slowly shrinking away?

Or perhaps your wife has them in a jar, like mine!

nope, mine are up on the mantle...

Mine are pickled in a jar of brine and stored in the fridge for when she's fertile again... She's warned me, "no jerkin the gerkin!"

or "slam the ham"