i heard toby ask when she saw my new collection of lighters

bottom row left to right. cell phone that rings when lit, far right, remote

top row left to right, norelco shaver, race car, liberty, tiger and eagle. flames come out of the mouths of the eagle and the tiger.

no one cares about my stupid lighters.

nobody loves me
everybody hates me
guess i'll eat some worms.

great big fat ones
little bitty skinny ones
gee how they tickle when they squirm.

Rick, under Zero Tolerance, you will be expelled if you take that collection with you for show and tell in your 3rd grade class at school. And don't kiss a girl.

is it ok to kiss if i keep my mouth closed?

but why bother.

Why is everybody always pickin' on me...