Wow . . . I ain't sayin Tony should be skeert . . . but he COULD show a little genuine concern. There was a horrible NOOB incident recently . . . in fact I think it's ongoing.
Tony are you out of smokes?
Is it true you may have lost your keys recently?
If anyone has found Tony's keys and would like to mail them back to him, I have his snailer.
tljones at mich1 dot net
Your B/SOTL are here to help you Tony.