Nuthin'?!? I know it ain't Shakespeare and all, but whipped it up on the spot. That's gotta count for something

Meh.

Fous Toi

Ouch.

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One Sob launched an attack on me
But I snuck in with my Torch and took out his front porch.

Tele launched first
Unlike the story he rehearsed

Just sayin'

I'm just a n00b with nothing to prove
But you've forced my hand now I'm bombing again.

Sitting in the rig
Im like frig
Stuck at a shipper
Not allowed to use the ****
Pinching a loaf
Over an old walmart bag gross
Gatorade bottle pressed to my wang
When im like dang
Whats that smell I sang
Its worse than the usual fresh turd in the air
When I notice my leg no longer has any hair
Dont get too excited
Twas the camp stove that got it ignited
Because I was cooking my lunch
In my kitchen/bedroom/bathroom/office and such
Tis the life of a trucker
Dont like it I cand bend over while you pucker

The blanked out word is shiťťer

I felt physically uncomfortable reading that. It must be art.



And Tele, you calm your azz down!

Before sunover makes you frown
With large packages from his town
Loaded heavy with brown
Cause well That’s how he gets down.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

You know the rest...

I think he was Frank's brother.

Then there was a snake
and the bomb he shall take
Coming from deep down south
hope it don't hurt the house

Oh sh*t I think I can play, you know dis, I got two kids,
Rymin sh*t every day, bro, I got dis, they tend to lose lids...

Daddy, the noise, just... stop!!! Just short of saying stfu
and then, with poise, I bust... STOP!!! in the name... and they say oh grow the f*ck up