Pulp fiction: "I'm about to get medieval on your ass"

John Wayne (I forget which movie): "Life's tough... it's tougher when you're stupid".

Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking... did he fire six shots or only five... well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself... but seeing as how this is a 44 magnum, the world's most powerful handgun and it could blow your head clean off with one shot... you gotta ask yourself a question; 'do I feel lucky' well? Do you... Punk?"

Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.

--Red, Shawshank

don't forget;
"I'll be your Huckleberry" -Tombstone

"This stuff will make you a f-ing sexual tyranasaurus!" -Predator

"That is going to leave a mark" -Tommy boy

"What the f--k is this?" (holding up a bowling ball)"Well, obviously you are not a golfer" - Big Lebowski

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Jaws

"Yippie-Kie-Yeah Mutherf-er!!" -Die Hard

"I guess we all died a little in that damn war."

Meats meat and mans gotta eat! RORY CALHOUN IN MOTEL HELL> ALSO FROM THE SAME it takes all kinds a critters to make farmer vincents fritters

Somebody Scratch My Balls
Cheech Marin
Nice Dreams

we'll always have paris

Best movie dialogue ever, Colonel Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson) in A Few Good Men:

You can't handle the truth. Son we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You LT Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. Well you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know... that Santiago's death, while tragic, saved lives.. and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that wall... you NEED me on that wall. We use words like honor, code and loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something and you use them as a punch line! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way, or else I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post... either way I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!

Yes, I have that memorized. Sad, but true.

That's pretty Awesome MACS, actually one I use quite regularly and didn't list,

"KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS!!"

It's better to burn out than fade away! - Highlander

Stop your grinnin', drop your linen, found em. -Aliens

Whoopy, F@$#$%G, Doo. - Sopranos

or something like that....

Law and Order ( TV )...hegemonic, " I got a pair of hands here ". JonR

why does it smell like tuna?

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, She walks into mine......

"i just wanna go the distance." - Rocky

"wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

"the object of war is not to die for your county. the object of war is to make the other dumb **** die for his." - Patton

"just because you ARE a character doesn't mean you HAVE character." - Pulp Fiction

"all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain." - Blade Runner

"i live my life a quarter mile at a time." -- The Fast and the Furious

"it's only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reason can be found." - A Beautiful Mind

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects

"instant gratification takes too long." - Postcards from the Edge

"well, isn't this place a geographic oddity. two weeks from everywhere." - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. and no good thing ever dies." - The Shawshank Redemption

"i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Gladiator

"what we do in life echoes in eternity." - Gladiator

"have fun stormin' the castle!" - The Princess Bride

"you don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little." - Seabiscuit

"sometimes all somebody needs is a good chance." - Seabiscuit

"today is a good day to die." - Little Big Man

"every man dies. not every man truly lives." - Braveheart

"if i were the man i was five years ago, i'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!" - Scent of a Woman

"i once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, 'ransom notes'." - Get Shorty

"you know what the best thing about pain is? it tells you you're not dead yet!" - GI Jane

private witt: "do you ever feel lonely?"
first sgt. edward welsh: "only when I'm around people." - The Thin Red Linee

"look -- it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down." - tank

I forgot one I use almost daily!

"Oh,hell no!" - Chef - South Park

What we've got here, is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach.

"You will go to sleep or I will PUT you to sleep!" -Happy Gilmore (Ben Stiller as Rest Home Orderly)