I dont' know who my ss is......WTF

I know who it is :-"

I'm back..........Holy Crap!!!!!

Stuffs flying everywhere, pics are being taken, the wife has chocolate on her fingers and jelly on her chin.....I've got a bottle to crack open and smokes to try and inventory. Gimmie an hour.

After looking over all the clues, I think I have Jamie (ZRX) pegged for the massive destruction......True??? Thanks a ton!!!!

Holy Crap!!!!

Uh oh...sounds like a murder scene the way it's described here! I only hope your SS is ZRX so that you can attempt six or seven times to upload your pictures! LOL

M

Once I see your list of destruction, I will tell you if you GUESSED RIGHT!!!!

^ smart azz.....

Who......Me??????

No muhren!

Sorry, had to take Lisa to dinner after the sugar rush.........back to writing the list.

Thanks bro, way over the top.

I'm gonna have to hit my target again for New Years just out of principle.....hehe.

whew, here we go...........

THE STUFF:
A very nice card and note.......Merry Christmas!!!!
Strawberry & Blackberry Rhubarb - Lisa ran with it......thanks Aunt Judy!!!!!!!!
Chocolate Truffles - torn up wrapper in the pic....she couldn't wait.
Moose Munch Chocolate....I saw it.... once...
Sparq climate control rocks, way cool. Can't wait to finish this list and try em out.
Jim Beam Devils Cut........oh my!!!!! Having about 3 fingers worth right now!!! Has a little spice to it.
15 ct Herfadoor........with about 20 smokes in it.
Palio Cutter Camo.....sweeeeet!!!!

THE CIGARS:
CAO Flavours x4......disappeared with the chocolate...hehe
Monte #3??????? Oh my!!!
Partagas 150 Oh my!!!!!!
Partagas 160 Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DPG El Rey de los Habanos
Padilla Miami...........never seen this band before.....help???
PAM
Illus. HL Candela
La Reloba
AVO Signature
CAO 65th

If that wasn't enough......Santa wanted to make sure I knew who my daddy was...........

THE FUENTES:
858 Natural x 9..........yep, that's a nine...
858 Sungrown x 3......sheesh
Hemingway x 4.......3 classic, 1 signature
Rothchild I think x 4
Churchill ??? x 4
WOAM.......really?
Anejo 55.....it doesn't stop....
Anejo 46 x 5........Santa has lost his mind..

Holy crap!!!!!! I hope I got everything correct. Pic should be up tomorrow.
Take a bow Santa, helluva surprise. I'm completely humbled, thankful, and blessed by your generosity!!

BTW.....I'll be needing to know when your bday is.............Busdrivers!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife hauled around my SS box in the back seat of her car for 2 days, then decided it was "safe" to bring in...... ooops! Gonna take me a while to list up, SS didn't try to hide his ID so I'll have to drop a few hints and ya'll guess. He/she must be a fisherperson... why else a framed pictue of a Largemouth Ass? Must see me as larger than life, thats what the 3X "Thanks for Smokin" Smiley Tee implies, I'm only a 1X. A bottle of Glenlivet 12 says a lot, most o what I drink is aged by months. Oh yeah ..a very nice Santa on a Scooter ornament...hung just under the Star of our tree. The smokes? Well you'll have to wait till memory and Carpal Tunnel allow me to continue.
For the clue to who my Secrete Santa might be .... right now there is, too much confusion to let through, too much info, wooden ya know?

Greg, couldnt have happened to a better Brutha

Santa makin the rounds!!!!!

Posted my haul, pending picture approval. Sure are a whole lot of generous folks 'round here

The beatings continue...

BEATING??? I see nothing but pre-meditated murder and a bunch of crimes scenes.

Move along nothing to see here...

Wonder who HASN'T been hit yet...

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