Just suppose ya was invited to someones houseswarming/herf, show up early enough to help setup..a little, bring some stuff for doorprizes, sent a housewarming present and a host/hostess gift.

You're nice to the guests, didn't bite the men or drool too much on the ladies, tried to make sure you introduced yourself to everyone, even gave most of 'em a stick or 2, left the neighbors pets alone, peed where told to, ate with a plate and flatware, made sure ya stayed zipped up, didn't get lost on the way to the hotel and wind up sleeping on the front porch!

The focus and self control required to to follow thru on all these good intentions. I felt like I had honored a gracious host, as was befitting, and returned home without any of the hosts belongings and a sense accomplishment at maintaining a facade of couth! No Good Deed....blah, blah blah

Evidently I did something to raise the ire of said host, much to my impending regret, he decided to instigate a sneaky assault on my meager storage capacities.

BJ is one patient , plotting, prevaricating (was supposed to be a truce in effect) BOTL and possibly the "Host" in question. To whit, Recieved a well packed SFR from Philly Jack today, I'll post the damages AFTER the 15th, don't need to inspire any excesses. I would mention the rumour I just started that the prize is a bundle of Roly Retreads. My thanks to Jack, but feel like ya got a Tom Sawyer pulled on ya, I just hate being the picket fence!

desolbones wrote:

LOL!

engletl wrote:

Wow . . . looks like you avoided most of the pitfalls I normally expect to hear about . . . Would you have his snailer . . . he needs to know THIS community does not appreciate that kind of behavior.

tljones1961 wrote:

Nice!!!! I'm just glad to hear you stayed zipped up....

coolbreeze68 wrote:

Wow . . . looks like you avoided most of the pitfalls I normally expect to hear about . . . Would you have his snailer . . . he needs to know THIS community does not appreciate that kind of behavior.

tljones1961 wrote:

You did sit next to him most the night.... then there was Mikeharv that came over to hug on you....

Nicar wrote:

Which one?

BJ or Jack.

TIGER

TIGERCDW wrote:

Hoggin the road eh driver?

tljones1961 wrote:

Just suppose ya was invited to someones houseswarming/herf, show up early enough to help setup..a little, bring some stuff for doorprizes, sent a housewarming present and a host/hostess gift.

You're nice to the guests, didn't bite the men or drool too much on the ladies, tried to make sure you introduced yourself to everyone, even gave most of 'em a stick or 2, left the neighbors pets alone, peed where told to, ate with a plate and flatware, made sure ya stayed zipped up, didn't get lost on the way to the hotel and wind up sleeping on the front porch!

The focus and self control required to to follow thru on all these good intentions. I felt like I had honored a gracious host, as was befitting, and returned home without any of the hosts belongings and a sense accomplishment at maintaining a facade of couth! No Good Deed....blah, blah blah

Evidently I did something to raise the ire of said host, much to my impending regret, he decided to instigate a sneaky assault on my meager storage capacities.

BJ is one patient , plotting, prevaricating (was supposed to be a truce in effect) BOTL and possibly the "Host" in question. To whit, Recieved a well packed SFR from Philly Jack today, I'll post the damages AFTER the 15th, don't need to inspire any excesses. I would mention the rumour I just started that the prize is a bundle of Roly Retreads. My thanks to Jack, but feel like ya got a Tom Sawyer pulled on ya, I just hate being the picket fence!

desolbones wrote: