Ooooh, can I handle this one????
Okie dokie, let me get started!
First off, in order to become a Vet, many things must happen. First, a Conclave is called for. All Vets are notified via the secret signal.
At this Conclave, many things are decided. Other things are discussed. Cigars are smoked. A few names are proposed for potential memebership.
This is all my sacred vows allow me to divulge. I can tell you that rumors abound. Virgins sacriced. Bonfires. Thinking juice.
In all my years, I have never heard of a brother or sister being nominated for membership. The Conclave is aware of all things that pass and selects the candidates based on merit, other secret attributes (rumor has it that the ability to smack a Noob hard factors in here, but no one is talking) and grouchiness. We do know from reading an ancient text on the subject written by Antinonious Harculeous and recently translated by Rfenst that if the grouchy quotient for a candidate is considered excessive, they may be voted into FOG status immediately. We saw this occur with Grampa amongst others.
I do hope this helps to clear things up. I have to be very careful what I say. Every once in a while, someone disappears and then they are never heard from agai......
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