DEF Monica Jawed!!! she also has a special fetish for cigars!!!!! But i wouldnt want too waste a lil more then a dog rocket on her!!!!!!!!1

WOULD U RATHER????????????? a diet of DOG FOOD OR CAT FOOD??????????????

My dog loves my food so i'd probably like his too. But i'll wait until i have to eat it to find out. Would you rather have a hot dog with olive oil and basil or spagetti wih mustard ? tough choice huh?

YOUR WIFE TAKIN YOU OUT FOR A WALK ON A LEASH ON ALL FOURS THRU THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!! OR BEING CALLED ANOTHER GUYZ NAME WHILE BEING INTIMATE WITH YOUR WIFE???????????? OHHHHHHHH BOY???????????

My dog(buck) always gets a treat from my wife after a walk so i'll take the dog walk.

By the way WV is it the spagetti or the hot dog?

HEY JACK!!! YOULL NEVER STARVE!!! AND AT LEAST THE LIL LADY IS FEEDING YAAA!!!! LMAO!!!! HEEEEER BOY HEEER BOY!!!! SEE WHEN YOUR ON BEST BEHAVIOR US DOGS USUALLY GET A BONE THROWN OUR WAY!!!! YES DEAR THANK YOU!!! RUFF RUFF!!!

WOULD you rather????? HAVE your wife leave you for an animal (DOG) or another WOMEN!!!!??????

Yo wvwa34:

Is that a trick question, they both would be "bitches".

Would you rather swing on a star or carry moonbeams home in a jar?

JonR

AH, swing on a star?

Would you rather burp or fart?

Burky

Depends on where i'm at. Would you rather give up beer or pizza?

Pizza!

Listen to a full...

ABBA Album

or

Yanni album???

Burky

Abba dabba doo for me! Would you rather Be audited by the IRS or have an Appendectomy?

SURGERY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Ya got me in stitches! Would you rather be reincarnated as Don Rickles or Henny Youngman?

Henny Youngman I think he had more women.

Would you rather be able to stop time or time travel?

Time travel!! I'd go back to the start of the 2001 NFL season and drop a grip on the Patriots.

Would you rather go on Vacation in a foreign country or to Hawaii?

Where Pablo is if course. Would You rather eat a Bad frog or smoke a Bad Frog?