What in the F*ck is this? You come on here looking for one of us to indulge you in your freaky little weirdo abuse fetish? Well...not me, you simpering little freak. What the f*ck do you think this is? Some sort of hookup site for mutants? Let me guess...you're one of those that dreams of a big veiny skin flute while you're lighting up a cigar? Ya...I thought so. Take this $hit somewhere else, Pickle Puffer. We ain't buying.

JadeRose wrote:

Yeah....me, $hitstick.

You Gaddam noobs come on here expecting the moon. "Hey...look at me. I've been smoking cigars for a month. Can I be a big boy, too?" No....you can't. Hell...none of you even realize that when I use the word "Gaddam" I am paying homage to one of the all time great C-bidders. I was on here for 6 months before I even got called an "A$$hat". I scrape Noobs like you off my shoe when I step in you. This place used to be a big boy place and you damn well better check your feelings at the door. We've seen members so mad they offered to board an airplane to go dish out an a$$whoopin.......and I ain't even kidding. You remind me of the "fat kid from town" that everybody knew as a kid. That one kid that wanted to be liked so badly that he would be willing to do almost anything for attention. So we made him eat crickets for our own personal amusement.

Where the hell is pacman or USAHOG when you need them?

JadeRose wrote:

Okay, fellas. There were a lot of good burns.. I'm gonna have to say JadeRose dominated it with the 1-2 punch. Couldn't ask for better degradation.

I hope it wasn't a complete waste of time. I figured you vets would enjoy a good noob roast. Also not a bad start to getting to know some of you guys. Some of you are more disturbed than I would've guessed! 😰 I can dig it-

Anyway, I had fun with it. Thanks for indulging, fellas!

JadeRose, I got another package to send out this week. If you PM your info I'll get a decent handful out to ya when I drop the others off.

Confuzed wrote:

Okay, fellas. There were a lot of good burns.. I'm gonna have to say JadeRose dominated it with the 1-2 punch. Couldn't ask for better degradation.

I hope it wasn't a complete waste of time. I figured you vets would enjoy a good noob roast. Also not a bad start to getting to know some of you guys. Some of you are more disturbed than I would've guessed! 😰 I can dig it-

Anyway, I had fun with it. Thanks for indulging, fellas!

JadeRose, I got another package to send out this week. If you PM your info I'll get a decent handful out to ya when I drop the others off.

Confuzed wrote:

The Noob Whisperer has spoken. If you are serious about this, put together a nice package ( A C-BID 5-er) and send em to the troops. I got plenty and I'm sure I'm way outta your league, Noob. I only smoke cigars made with tobacco grown on the moon that have been hand rolled on the breasts of South American super models.

JadeRose wrote:

I love that kind of tobacco.

t33bone wrote:

I know you do, t. I ain't even in YOUR league. You get yours from the DARK SIDE!!!!

JadeRose wrote:

#-o

Must be the DARK SIDE of the moon? 🍺

I'll see ya on the OTHER SIDE. LOL

t33bone wrote:

We are just trying to take it easy on you because of your profile (Since you are only 12 years old).....we don't want your mommy getting mad and not letting you come out and play anymore

Name: Confuzed

Real Name: Justin Fleetwood

Location:Springfield, MO

Birthday: 01-19-2001 (12 years old)

Interests: God, Family, Cigars, BBQ, Football,

Gender: Male

Thrilla Gorilla wrote:

Last duche from Springfield MO stole the contents of a box-pass, went silent for nearly a month whilst he reloaded the box with what most of the playas determined to be crap and then forwarded it on. If it's you, Confuzed, with a new handle, I win cuz there isn't anything/anyone worse! 12 year old would also confirm why there was candy wrappers in the box pass as well.

Advojp wrote:

If you are serious about this, put together a nice package ( A C-BID 5-er) and send em to the troops.

JadeRose wrote:

Last duche from Springfield MO stole the contents of a box-pass, went silent for nearly a month whilst he reloaded the box with what most of the playas determined to be crap and then forwarded it on.

Advojp wrote:

He said the only way I could have it was if I came over and rode the bologna pony.

Campage wrote:

Confuzed,

Who's the heffer in your avatar? Is that lewinsky?

SD

sd72 wrote: