I think maybe you need to make a donation to the United T33Bone Cigar Fund to smooth things over.
We'll know by the quality of the cigars how bigoted you are.
Sample Scale:
CC - Embraces people of all races, colors, and creeds.
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Tats - Although never having met a person of color, doesn't mind them on TV and sports.
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Acid - Usually ties cigars together to form a cross, which you light and stand on the neighbor's lawn to smoke from underneath your white hood.
yardobeef wrote: